Chapter Three

How hard do you guys think it would be to teach a dog to skateboard
Sorry I was just thinking about Tanaka asking me about pets yesterday
I have a skateboard. I skateboard to class. I'm going to get a dog when I graduate and teach it to skateboard

1. why the fuck are you awake isn't the reserve course schedule super strict
2. that sounds fucking awesome
3. can i attach rockets to your skateboard

1. Was asleep, had a nightmare, woke up and wanted to distract myself until I could get back to sleep so I started thinking about my future dog and one thing led to another
2. Now think about a dog doing a kickflip
3. No.

wait a nightmare?? you okay man??

Lol yeah I'm fine
Just a weird recurring dream I get sometimes

is it the one with the robot bear on the tropical island or the one where u get a lobotomy that makes u look super emo

Lobotomy
Haven't gotten the bear one recently

mmmmmm
i'll hug u before class tomorrow
:3
u should go back to sleep soon tho

bro wtf kinds of dreams are those

Maybe as a reserve course student his life is so pathetically dull that his unconscious mind feels the need to overcompensate?

Okay rude
I get to watch Sato threaten to kill Natsumi every time Natsumi breathes near her I wouldn't call that dull

?

SHE'S NOT BEINF SERIOUS
TO BE CLEAR
I've talked to Sato about it she has confirmed she's exaggerating please do not hurt my friend thank you
I think it's how they bond or something

It'd fucking better be.

o7

Yeah I'm tired again now, so goodnight :) I'll look forward to that hug
Hopefully I dream about dogs and not robot bears summoning giant machines that chase me and my classmates down and kill us one by one

srsly wtf

Yeah, they have a weird friendship from what Sato has told me.
They don't seriously hate each other though.
I don't think so, anyway. Sato just has an intense personality that's easy to get combative with if you're the right type of person for that.

Hm.
Alright.

@class Does anyone have any specific requests for breakfast today?
And I can pass coffee orders on to Ms. SHSL Barista if needed~

You seriously haven't learned her name yet? You've been working together in the kitchen for months.

He's probably too busy looking at her boobs

Of course I know her name! I just don't expect anyone here to!
It's Ran Hisakawa. See?

Did you just ask her what her name is...

No!
Anyways, breakfast orders?

I'd really like some of those soufflé pancakes, if that's not too much trouble! They were delicious the last time you made them for me.

I'll just have some french toast, thanks.

Same shit I always get. Rice, miso soup, fish.

I'm just gonna get myself some froot loops

i'll also have french toast, if that's ok! if not it's fine don't worry about it...

I'll have the same as Kuzuryu!

If nobody else responds I'll assume everyone is having their usual ♥

can u make a double portion of my pancakes? i wanna give some to hajime when i see him before class starts

Absolutely, m'lady~
Feel privileged, Hinata! I wouldn't allow just any reserve course student to taste my food. Perks of being attached to our class rep.

Wait really
I was just going to have toast or something

Of course you were...

???

ignore him
do u want maple syrup? or just butter

I also have cinnamon sugar, sliced fruit and whipped cream~

Geez, uh
Just butter and some fruit? Maybe a little bit of cinnamon sugar
IDK I don't want it overly sweet but if I'm having something different for once I should probably not waste the opportunity lol

Don't worry, it'll be just perfect for you ;)

Unsure how I feel about the winky face but thank you

hajime i'll be at the gate in a few minutes :3

I'll be waiting!

i still can't believe chiaki never said she had a boyfriend
for a whole MONTh
how do you hide that

Being in the reserve course, he'd likely be hardly worth mentioning.

What is your problem

nagito i made a rule against bringing up the reserve course when we don't have to
don't make me tell ms. yukizome

I'm sorry, I assumed it was always on topic now with him being here.

only with the fuckass way your mind works dude

pls don't fight!!

I'm not fighting anyone, I just don't understand why a reserve course student is in our class chat.

chiaki is writing a novel

I can see her from here, she's just standing in front of the entrance doors frowning down at her phone with my pancakes in her other hand

because the majority of the class voted to let him in. this server never had to be exclusively for the class, it's not an official chatroom, it's just something i set up so we could communicate and bond easier outside of class. if any of you ever wanted to add your friends/partners/whatever from outside the class, we could hold the same vote to add them too. you need to stop being a dick to someone that you don't even know, especially when it's based entirely on circumstance and assumptions and not him as a person. i like him and that should be good enough
i gave nagito a role that mutes him. if i did it right he shouldn't be able to type here until i let him, i think

holy shit
also "meanie jail" hsfljdf

he was being mean!!
he can type here again when he promises to at least act neutral towards hajime

GET HIS ASS CHIAKI!!!

I don't know if I've ever seen you so... assertive like this.
Not that it's a bad thing in the slightest. Like Ibuki said, get his ass.

I really don't think this is necessary
I was just going to ignore him honestly

nah chiaki's right, he talks like this a lot he rlly needs to get over himself
majority vote rules so you can stay!!
at least until you let me add rockets to ur skateboard

Still not happening
Get your own skateboard

boooooooo

hug and pancakes finally delivered :3 i'm coming back to the dining hall now

Hanamura these are like
Really fucking good dude

They don't call me the SHSL Chef for nothing!

*SHSL Cook

SHUT YOUR UP.

Whatever your title is these fuck hard
Which is not something I ever thought I'd say about pancakes

I can tell you something else thatfn shjdhdm,ols.

STILE HIS PHJOME

Thank god...

... To be fair I walked right into that one
I gotta get going to class so uh
Talk to you guys later I guess?

BYYEEEE HAJIMEEEEE ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧
IBUKI WILL MISS YOU

later dude !!

have fun in class ♡

You sound like my mum when you say that
I'll try i guess <3

CUUUUUTE
LOVE LOVE!!!!!!

should i leave teruterus phone on the roof of the school again yes or no

yes

Yes, just remember to get it down before the end of the day.

Leave it up there and hope that it rains.