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Chapter Three


Notes:

oh yeah if anyones icon is ever wrong or i miss a timestamp or something pls tell me lol
i do check over these to make sure i did everything correctly but u know how it is with looking at a bunch of text for ages


#general

Hajime Today at 01:23

How hard do you guys think it would be to teach a dog to skateboard
Sorry I was just thinking about Tanaka asking me about pets yesterday
I have a skateboard. I skateboard to class. I'm going to get a dog when I graduate and teach it to skateboard

kazuichi Today at 01:31

1. why the fuck are you awake isn't the reserve course schedule super strict
2. that sounds fucking awesome
3. can i attach rockets to your skateboard

Hajime Today at 01:33

1. Was asleep, had a nightmare, woke up and wanted to distract myself until I could get back to sleep so I started thinking about my future dog and one thing led to another
2. Now think about a dog doing a kickflip
3. No.

kazuichi Today at 01:34

wait a nightmare?? you okay man??

Hajime Today at 01:34

Lol yeah I'm fine
Just a weird recurring dream I get sometimes

chiaki Today at 01:35

is it the one with the robot bear on the tropical island or the one where u get a lobotomy that makes u look super emo

Hajime Today at 01:35

Lobotomy
Haven't gotten the bear one recently

chiaki Today at 01:37

mmmmmm
i'll hug u before class tomorrow
:3
u should go back to sleep soon tho

kazuichi Today at 01:39

bro wtf kinds of dreams are those

Nagito Today at 01:40

Maybe as a reserve course student his life is so pathetically dull that his unconscious mind feels the need to overcompensate?

Hajime Today at 01:41

Okay rude
I get to watch Sato threaten to kill Natsumi every time Natsumi breathes near her I wouldn't call that dull

Fuyuhiko Today at 01:41

?

Hajime Today at 01:42

SHE'S NOT BEINF SERIOUS
TO BE CLEAR
I've talked to Sato about it she has confirmed she's exaggerating please do not hurt my friend thank you
I think it's how they bond or something

Fuyuhiko Today at 01:43

It'd fucking better be.

Hajime Today at 01:44

o7


Replying to: @nanamichan u should go back to...

Hajime Today at 01:44

Yeah I'm tired again now, so goodnight :) I'll look forward to that hug
Hopefully I dream about dogs and not robot bears summoning giant machines that chase me and my classmates down and kill us one by one

kazuichi Today at 01:46

srsly wtf


Replying to: @trivial pursuits I think it's how they...

Mahiru Today at 07:35

Yeah, they have a weird friendship from what Sato has told me.
They don't seriously hate each other though.
I don't think so, anyway. Sato just has an intense personality that's easy to get combative with if you're the right type of person for that.

Fuyuhiko Today at 7:40

Hm.
Alright.

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:03

@class Does anyone have any specific requests for breakfast today?
And I can pass coffee orders on to Ms. SHSL Barista if needed~

Mahiru Today at 08:04

You seriously haven't learned her name yet? You've been working together in the kitchen for months.

Hiyoko Today at 08:04

He's probably too busy looking at her boobs

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:07

Of course I know her name! I just don't expect anyone here to!
It's Ran Hisakawa. See?

Mahiru Today at 08:08

Did you just ask her what her name is...

Teruteru ♥︎ Today at 08:08

No!
Anyways, breakfast orders?

Sonia Today at 08:09

I'd really like some of those soufflé pancakes, if that's not too much trouble! They were delicious the last time you made them for me.

Mahiru Today at 08:09

I'll just have some french toast, thanks.

Fuyuhiko Today at 08:09

Same shit I always get. Rice, miso soup, fish.

Hiyoko Today at 08:09

I'm just gonna get myself some froot loops

shsl nurse Today at 08:10

i'll also have french toast, if that's ok! if not it's fine don't worry about it...

Nagito Today at 08:10

I'll have the same as Kuzuryu!

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:12

If nobody else responds I'll assume everyone is having their usual ♥

chiaki Today at 08:15

can u make a double portion of my pancakes? i wanna give some to hajime when i see him before class starts

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:16

Absolutely, m'lady~
Feel privileged, Hinata! I wouldn't allow just any reserve course student to taste my food. Perks of being attached to our class rep.

Hajime Today at 08:20

Wait really
I was just going to have toast or something

Nagito Today at 08:20

Of course you were...

Hajime Today at 08:21

???

chiaki Today at 08:21

ignore him
do u want maple syrup? or just butter

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:21

I also have cinnamon sugar, sliced fruit and whipped cream~

Hajime Today at 08:23

Geez, uh
Just butter and some fruit? Maybe a little bit of cinnamon sugar
IDK I don't want it overly sweet but if I'm having something different for once I should probably not waste the opportunity lol

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:25

Don't worry, it'll be just perfect for you ;)

Hajime Today at 08:26

Unsure how I feel about the winky face but thank you

chiaki Today at 08:27

hajime i'll be at the gate in a few minutes :3

Hajime Today at 08:27

I'll be waiting!

kazuichi Today at 08:28

i still can't believe chiaki never said she had a boyfriend
for a whole MONTh
how do you hide that

Nagito Today at 08:29

Being in the reserve course, he'd likely be hardly worth mentioning.

Hajime Today at 08:30

What is your problem

chiaki Today at 08:30

nagito i made a rule against bringing up the reserve course when we don't have to
don't make me tell ms. yukizome

Nagito Today at 08:31

I'm sorry, I assumed it was always on topic now with him being here.

kazuichi Today at 08:31

only with the fuckass way your mind works dude

shsl nurse Today at 08:31

pls don't fight!!

Nagito Today at 08:32

I'm not fighting anyone, I just don't understand why a reserve course student is in our class chat.

kazuichi Today at 08:34

chiaki is writing a novel

Hajime Today at 08:34

I can see her from here, she's just standing in front of the entrance doors frowning down at her phone with my pancakes in her other hand

chiaki Today at 08:35

because the majority of the class voted to let him in. this server never had to be exclusively for the class, it's not an official chatroom, it's just something i set up so we could communicate and bond easier outside of class. if any of you ever wanted to add your friends/partners/whatever from outside the class, we could hold the same vote to add them too. you need to stop being a dick to someone that you don't even know, especially when it's based entirely on circumstance and assumptions and not him as a person. i like him and that should be good enough
i gave nagito a role that mutes him. if i did it right he shouldn't be able to type here until i let him, i think

kazuichi Today at 08:35

holy shit
also "meanie jail" hsfljdf

chiaki Today at 08:35

he was being mean!!
he can type here again when he promises to at least act neutral towards hajime

IBUKI ☆彡 Today at 08:36

GET HIS ASS CHIAKI!!!

Mahiru Today at 08:36

I don't know if I've ever seen you so... assertive like this.
Not that it's a bad thing in the slightest. Like Ibuki said, get his ass.

Hajime Today at 08:37

I really don't think this is necessary
I was just going to ignore him honestly

kazuichi Today at 08:38

nah chiaki's right, he talks like this a lot he rlly needs to get over himself
majority vote rules so you can stay!!
at least until you let me add rockets to ur skateboard

Hajime Today at 08:38

Still not happening
Get your own skateboard

kazuichi Today at 08:39

boooooooo

chiaki Today at 08:43

hug and pancakes finally delivered :3 i'm coming back to the dining hall now

Hajime Today at 08:44

Hanamura these are like
Really fucking good dude

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:46

They don't call me the SHSL Chef for nothing!

Hiyoko Today at 08:47

*SHSL Cook

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:47

SHUT YOUR UP.

Hajime Today at 08:49

Whatever your title is these fuck hard
Which is not something I ever thought I'd say about pancakes

Teruteru ♥ Today at 08:50

I can tell you something else thatfn shjdhdm,ols.

akane Today at 08:50

STILE HIS PHJOME

Mahiru Today at 08:51

Thank god...

Hajime Today at 08:51

... To be fair I walked right into that one
I gotta get going to class so uh
Talk to you guys later I guess?

IBUKI ☆彡 Today at 08:52

BYYEEEE HAJIMEEEEE ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧
IBUKI WILL MISS YOU

kazuichi Today at 08:52

later dude !!

chiaki Today at 08:52

have fun in class ♡

Hajime Today at 08:53

You sound like my mum when you say that
I'll try i guess <3

IBUKI ☆彡 Today at 08:53

CUUUUUTE
LOVE LOVE!!!!!!

akane Today at 09:03

should i leave teruterus phone on the roof of the school again yes or no

kazuichi Today at 09:04

yes

Mahiru Today at 09:04

Yes, just remember to get it down before the end of the day.

Fuyuhiko Today at 09:04

Leave it up there and hope that it rains.


Notes:

nagito will be a sweet boy/hajime simp eventually he's just gotta move past All That first. this also probs isnt gonna be a 100% chatfic just because theres some things i wanna write where it wouldnt make too?? much sense for them to be on discord but ill try and keep it at like 95% chatfic lol [at the very least because its kinda fun to write like this again, i havent done a chatfic in years]